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cory anotado

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Tweets for Today
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  • 18:39 At Target buying groceries and a belt that works. #
  • 19:24 When Obama wins... every spin on the Big Wheel will land on $1.00. Twice. #
  • 20:54 Two things that are tasty: Ice Breakers Iced Tea mints and Canada Dry Green Tea Ginger Ale. OM NOM NOM NOM for both of them. #
  • 22:10 @The700Level My mom never gave me that "nothing nice to say" speech. Fuck shit ass cunt dick licker fuck face cock nosed twat felcher shits. #
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