Cory "Mecca" Anotado (pacdude) wrote,
Cory "Mecca" Anotado
pacdude

Fast Facts™

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can punch through a brick wall with his bare penis.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can beat up a scorpion using only his ejaculate.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can eat a whole cow by himself, but he'd rather just touch himself instead.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can make microwave popcorn just by sitting on the bag.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can out-cute a guinea pig.
Tags: amused, confused, funny, i can't make this shit up, suzanne
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